Stallion Duck(s) I am Jill's nipples
‎1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
sunset-s-u-r-fe-r: lewisandcorey: beach—break: I just love the way the clouds merge into the spray.  photo; Zak Noyle follow for some gnarly surf here.

sunset-s-u-r-fe-r:

lewisandcorey:

beach—break:

I just love the way the clouds merge into the spray.  photo; Zak Noyle

follow for some gnarly surf here.

thorhead:

mary had a little lamb

its heart was black as coal.

it crept into her room one night

and ate her fucking soul.

did-you-kno: Source

did-you-kno:

Source

infalliblesnaps:

meme4u:

http://memeblock.com/

#imallergictothestoopid

(Source: leaveme-breathless)

(Source: wontgiveuponmyself)

mydemisee: Eh

mydemisee:

Eh

mochacafe: via glossfixation

mochacafe:

via glossfixation

(Source: tunefaispaspartieducercle)

homestuckfandom:

homestuckfandom:

I like it when people judge an entire fandom based on 5 people.

I saw this on my dash and laughed because the person who posted it has “fandom” in their url but then I realized it was me

Tumblr Crushes: gyllenhaaled weedwinewomen pickpocketingisromantic lizzram lety0urbodyleave ritalin-rats a-strange-man-in-a-white-van yomingscrow funnyrandompictures

Tumblr Crushes:

iwrestledadanaonce: longwindedwoman: Oh hey, I’m a straightedge guy. I’m straightedge for like and I’m really original. Don’t fuck with me man, or we’ll have to take it to the pitt.You’re probably admiring my tattoos, yeah god free, fuck him. Satan is my homebody. <666. Oh and check out my black arm it’s the color of my soul. I also have XXX across my chest because I like v-necks and I forget I’m straightedge and it has to be there to remind me. I like to wear beanies too, because SCENE IS DEAD, SHAVE YOUR HEAD.and I don’t like to harm my body but I stretch my ears mad big. and I like to pierce my face. so watch out for it in the pitt dudes. Also check out my beard, bitches love beards so I grow it out like the rest of my xcorex bros. Parties are for losers, I’d rather fuck 14 scene girls instead. You see that mean look on my face? it’s cause I hate the world.Now fuck you guys i’m going to go listen to bring me the horizon and mosh in my room alone because I hate everyone.  I giggled

iwrestledadanaonce:

longwindedwoman:

Oh hey, I’m a straightedge guy. I’m straightedge for like and I’m really original.

Don’t fuck with me man, or we’ll have to take it to the pitt.
You’re probably admiring my tattoos, yeah god free, fuck him. Satan is my homebody. <666. Oh and check out my black arm it’s the color of my soul. I also have XXX across my chest because I like v-necks and I forget I’m straightedge and it has to be there to remind me. 
I like to wear beanies too, because SCENE IS DEAD, SHAVE YOUR HEAD.
and I don’t like to harm my body but I stretch my ears mad big. and I like to pierce my face. so watch out for it in the pitt dudes.
Also check out my beard, bitches love beards so I grow it out like the rest of my xcorex bros. 
Parties are for losers, I’d rather fuck 14 scene girls instead.
You see that mean look on my face? it’s cause I hate the world.
Now fuck you guys i’m going to go listen to bring me the horizon and mosh in my room alone because I hate everyone. 

I giggled

That awkward moment when you’re trying to be dramatic but a leaf ruins it.

hylian-of-the-sky:

(Source: espouselucidation)

goodbyealoysius:

So I think I could live off cheese strings for a significant portion of the rest of my life.